Thats a good idea.

In issue 1. 12 Goldfish test new tank. Colin the Catfish goes back to school. Jemma the Trout defoliates her gills. Greg the Whale Shark shows us how to cook plankton in a new way. And Seymour the Dolphin friendly Tuna recounts his days in the mid atlantic. Plus an undercover report on whether cod actually exists. With our ace reporter Larry the talkative Tench.

Could be a money spinner?

Sorry couldn't find my drugs today!

Or maybe I could start a club. Like Richard and Judy's Book Club.

How ive missed Richard and Judy. Many a morning lecture missed. Hanging on every word that Denise said. "You must have hope dear" One of my house mates actually won a thousand quid on the quiz. Are they still going? I am hopelessly out of touch when it comes to UK daytime TV. Monty Don and his herbacious borders. Oh where does the time go?

PS Rafferty the conger eel is going on a sponsered walk to John o Groats.


No doubt he'll give the press the slip.

You must get back on the drugs, Parker old man. You do look ruuuffffff.

You're very out of touch. Richard and Judy now have their own show on Channel 4 every week day at 5pm. I think it's called Richard and Judy. Judy still shakes terribly due to being a reformed alcoholic (I believe). Richard looks the same as he did when he was 16.

I do believe This Morning is now hosted by Philip Schofield (put on a lot of weight recently) and Fern Britton (put on a lot of weight recently, fine for her, This Morning producers don't allow their female host to be slim). I love Philip and Fern.

Keyboard now working GA??????

have a gander at my qwertz, whz doncha_ eh' tried that hu icon zou said but its summat to do with the language settings imported from the disc it was downloaded from__ or at least thats what fusspot/scott said.
bumped into me old mucker, Fr. O' Brien in the gutter the other daz. he said there was no nuditz in Domino. Mind zou , he was so sauced on Palinka I dont fink he would have noticed anzwaz.

Old Phil Scholfied? Gordon the Gopher fame. Fern Britten, she of ready steady cook fame? Hey i won't hear a bad word against Judy. She doesent have the shakes, she is just nervous. Anyone remember the Flumps? I was a keen fan of Pootle. Or what about Bod?

GA I think i flushed the drugs down the toilet. Either that or ive swallowed my stash.

Remember. Hookline, sinker and copy of angling times.

What about fishing with Jack Charlton. Dident he do a programme like that.
Don't think you would suit Newcastle Parkerman, all that brown ale and you on the dry.

Dry as the gobi desert. But may have to break it soon. Never catch me in geordie land! Although i hear that Gosforth is nice. I'm still hedging for the England job. As for keyboards..... I have a hungarian one but i have lots of stickers all over it. Head this way etc... Are you going to the Merlin holnap?

Hi D.P., will be along with ratbark. Pharmasuitical/Scott is the star 'turn' of the show. Wouldent miss it for the world. Someone has got to heckle him. Who were thez, Waldorf and Gundorf from the muppet show.
Kezboard is a pain. Cant find commas etc.
Zou gonna put in a personal appearance, cant find question marks either.

I will try to be there holnap. I will be the one wearing a.."Szolnok rocks" T shirt.