Hello everyone,

Well, I thought it’s about time we livened up this forum again. It is getting to be winter. So time for a lot of posts about something and nothing.
And I’d thought I open the ball with a little list of life’s deeper questions.

Everyone feel free to comment, or reply. Or even just make another post.

I will make it my resolution to be more active on this forum, since I really like it and thinks it’s worth to keep going.

Cheers all.



Deep thoughts

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered ahostage Situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn´t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why isn´t there mouse-flavored cat food?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If a turtle doesn´t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why don´t sheep shrink when it rains?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Is it true that cannibals don´t eat clowns because they taste funny?

I´m sure there´s a scientific explanation.

Forest rangers probably are forest rangers because they wanted to get away from it all in the first place. Perhaps they dream of unhospitable salt deserts where no trees, forest fires, grizzlies or hikers can be found.

Sheep do in fact shrink when it rains.

A fly without wings is called what a turltle without a shell is called. What that is i do not know.

a synonym can also be called a negative antonym.

I went to the butcher's and wanted to bet him 50 bucks that
he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.

He said, "No, the steaks are too high."